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I Can Tell You're Lying. Your Lips Are Moving.
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I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
Related:
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
If Clinton's lips are moving, he's lying.
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.
How can you tell when an IBM salesman is lying? When his lips move.
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
-- Penn Jillette...
You're so stupid you can't read a Scrabble tile without moving your lips!
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
How can you tell when a lawyer lies? He moves his lips.
