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• Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
  -- Penn Jillette...
• Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
• I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
• You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
• You're so stupid you have to use a bookmark to read a bumpersticker.
• Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
• The wind is so strong you have difficulty moving.
• Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?