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  -- Sign in a tailor's shop...
• Actually, we were going shopping. -- Dr. Crushe
• Wiggum: All right, get in there. Lou: You're going _down_.
  Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh?...
• If you think the person who inherited all that money is bad now, just imagine what would have happened if the estate were larger than it actually was!
• Riker: "Welcome aboard, sir. I'm Commander Riker, first officer.
  Maxwell: "I know all about you, commander. Fine work you did with the Borg....
• Riker: "First Officer's Log, Stardate 44001.4. The Borg ship has resumed its course towards Earth.
  We are unable to pursue, pending repairs to the Enterprise....
• Officer: "Sorry to wake you, sir." Sulu: "What is it?
  Officer: "Starfleet urgently requests any data we have on the whereabouts of Enterprise....
• Bart: Dad! No one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands!
  You have the worst, lamest taste in music ever....
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....