Bart: Dad! No one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands! You
have the worst, lamest taste in music ever.
[turns off the radio]
Homer: I'm just trying to party with you guys.
Bart: Homer, first of all, it's "par-tay", and second, we wouldn't
"par-tay" with you if you were the last dad on Earth.
-- "Homerpalooza"
have the worst, lamest taste in music ever.
[turns off the radio]
Homer: I'm just trying to party with you guys.
Bart: Homer, first of all, it's "par-tay", and second, we wouldn't
"par-tay" with you if you were the last dad on Earth.
-- "Homerpalooza"
Related:
- Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Homer watches TV]
Lisa: [walking in with Bart,
blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad? [Homer... - Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you... - Homer shuts off the TV]
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection... - Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?
Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember,
son. It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants... - Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the
printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ...
From the same category:
- Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this!
-- Dr.
Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's... - Kodos: Here comes something!
Kang: Remember the story:
we're newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital. ... - Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words
over and over,
but you shouldn't. You're making people happy, ... - Homer: Maybe we did fake a kidnapping, but is that really such a crime?
All your son wanted was a little attention, a little... - Marge: [panicking] Kids! Everything's gonna be OK!
Don't panic! Just don't panic! Lisa: Mom....
