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  -- In a Rhodes tailor shop...
• Tyre shop sign: "We skid you no
• Shop sign: We buy anything saleable.
• Isometric: sign in the window of a modern tailor.
• We bring back departed soles." -- Sign in a shoe repair shop
• We now have kricket krap! -- Sign at a garden shop
• Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding.
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• HAKMEM /hak'mem/ n. MIT AI Memo 239 (February 1972).
  A legendary collection of neat mathematical and programming hacks contributed by many people at MIT and elsewhere....