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• Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
• The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
• I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie.
  You have to be different. -- Tony Benne...
• You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. -- John Mendoza
• Tie? You want me to wear a *tie*? Listen: There's only one time in a man's life when he should have a rope knotted around his neck, and that time ain't yet come for me.
  -- Canada Bill Jone...
• I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
  So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way....
• They say if you smoke you knock off ten years. But it's the last ten.
  What do you miss? The drooling years? -- John Mendoza...
• Hank: You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual around here.
  Homer: Yes, sir. I will notice that. Very casual, Mr....
• One for casual, one for best. -- Romana, DESTINY OF THE DALEKS