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• Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country
  Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy....
• Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
  You keep them motivated. [he leaves] [his staff is busily working] Home...
• Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
  Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine....
• Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
  Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
• Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here? Hank
  Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go....
• Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
  Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see....
• Hank: Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bont? Bont: Scorpio, you're totally mad.
  Hank: Heh, I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk. Bo...
• Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.
  Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the world?...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...