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• It was a hard drive... I had to reboot my car with cold boot.
• When he first ran for office, he appealed to the vote
  I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon....
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
• My Spectrum is better than any PC, I can use it as a heater!
• It's MY life, MY body, MY baby. I can kill it if I want to.
• Spock: "Admiral, this is Spock." Kirk: "Yes, Spock.
  Spock: "Engine Room reports auxilliary power restored....
• We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled.
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