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Anything Works Better On A Pentium....try It, Buy It!
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Anything works better on a pentium....try it, buy it!
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Try 'stty 0' -- it works much better.
The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works. -- William Strong
Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot faster.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to the receipt.
It works better if you plug it in.
Try to find something that works and stay with it.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
