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• And, they taste like the toilet seats too!
• .. I see TOILET SEATS... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there.
  And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy Liebma...
• Do toilet seats really protect us against anything? Falling in comes to mind.
• There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of wooden toilet seats.
  It's called the Birch John Society....
• I like winter. I like the cold. I like the sound of flowers dying.
• I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I like doing things to help people. People don't wear their seat belts anymore.
  I figure, I'll make fuzzy clothes and make seats out of Velcro. -- Andy Andrew...
• If all the world's a stage, I sure got lousy seats.