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• And, they taste like the toilet seats too!
• But then again, I like cold toilet seats.
• .. I see TOILET SEATS... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Dead lizards protect against a cockatrice.
• Vertigo is something other than fear of falling. It is the voice of the emptyness below us.
  ..the desire to fall, against which, terrified, we defend ourselves. -- Milan Kundera...
• Dream big, always dream as big as you can, even though 99 out of 100 dreams end up being nothing more than birdshit on a newspaper, every now and then one comes true.
  Do really want, when your chance comes around, to have only dreamed about going to school with no clothes and falling?...
• Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it. -- Albert Einstei
• Programmers do it with their write protect on.
• A good amulet may protect you against guards.