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• But then again, I like cold toilet seats.
• .. I see TOILET SEATS... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Taste...a creamy, fish-like taste.
• Richard Nixon should pull out before it's too late, just like his father should've.
  -- Toilet graffiti...
• Do toilet seats really protect us against anything? Falling in comes to mind.
• There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of wooden toilet seats.
  It's called the Birch John Society....
• I'll tell you one person who doesn't think we've wasted our money on $
  600 toilet seats --- Saddam Hussein. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
• SMILEY :-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch