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• I like to press wild flowers.
• But then again, I like cold toilet seats.
• I like the way ONLY their mouths move.. They look like DYING OYSTERS -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't sound like _that_, do I? Oh... I don't like having such a hilarious voice.
  -- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• They say we are Almost as like as eggs. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Winter's Tale -- Act i, Sc.
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• I said, "Preacher, give me strength for round 5." He said,"What you need is to grow up, son.
  I said,"Growin' up leads to growin' old, And then to dying, and to me that don't sound like much fun....
• I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -- Douglas Adam
• Dying Is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well. -- Sylvia Plath
• But I don't like Spam!