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• You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
  -- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• But, I just want to say, over the years, I have come to regard you as.
  ..people I met. -- Rimmer, making his goodbyes in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Lister: You see I try sir. I'm not an insubordinate man by nature.
  I try and respect Rimmer, but it's not easy because he's such a smeghead....
• Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
  Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Nirvana: What do you do when you want to have sex? Rimme
  We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid? -- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
• Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
  ..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...