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• If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
  -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
• Is it known bug or am I missing something?
• I am a greedy, selfish bastard. I want the fact that I existed to mean something. -- Harry Chapi
• I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
• In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful fo
  as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H.L. Mencke...
• Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.
• Yow! Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie?? -- Zippy the Pinhead