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• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
  Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
• Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
  Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
  Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin!...