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• I love every living creature." -Leela "Even me?" -Fry "As a friend." -Leela
• Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your pornography ring.
  Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg...
• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
• Leela: Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.
  Fry: There's a lot about my face you don't know....
• To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness.
  I did so at the age of four-and-a-half. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company....