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• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
  All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne....
• Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it.
  You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them....
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
  I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
• Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
  Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
• Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
  Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
• Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room?
  Is it real expensive? Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff....
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....