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• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
• Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
• Leela: Ah, maybe they're right, maybe Nibbler is dumb.
  Fry: Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb but I proved them!...
• Leela: I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness.
• Leela: "He's crude and gross and he treats me like a slave." Fry: "Then dump his one-eyed ass.
• This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
  Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
• Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry "Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela
• Take it off or else I break it off." -Leela, with Fry's arm around he