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• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
• A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
• Please, cut off my arm.
• Take it off, take it ALL off!
• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• I love every living creature." -Leela "Even me?" -Fry "As a friend." -Leela
• I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
  Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
• Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
• Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type." -Leela