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  Ow. Of course I'm real." Leela: "After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun....
• As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
  Zapp...
• Leela: Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.
• Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that?
• I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?" -Leela
• Leela: I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball... oddball.
• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
• Leela: "If you could change form, why didn't you change it in the one place that counts?
• Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?