Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are
you jacking on in there?
you jacking on in there?
Related:
- Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long... - Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your
pornography ring." -Leela
"In fact,
that's why we love you." ... - Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender:
I have this thing called gaydar... - Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and
reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting... - Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake... - Are you all right?" -Leela
"Ah,
it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." ... - Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing."
Leela:
"A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until... - You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check,
and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it...
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- Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying?
It means you're really dreaming about having sex... - A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single
man contemplates it,
bearing within him the image of a cathedral. -- Antoine... - There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what
the Universe is for and why it is here,
it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something... - stunning: adj. Mind-bogglingly stupid. Usually used in sarcasm.
"You want to code *what* in ADA? That's a ... stunning... - How many
Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long...
