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• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your pornography ring.
  Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg...
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• Are you all right?" -Leela "Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bende
• Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela
  A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it....
• You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.