Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are
you jacking on in there?
you jacking on in there?
Related:
- Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
.. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet.... - Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your
pornography ring.
Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg... - Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
- Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and
reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it.... - Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans.... - Are you all right?" -Leela "Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bende
- Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing."
Leela
A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it.... - You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.

