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• Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that?
• Death scene of Cyrano ] It is coming... I feel Already shod with marble.
  .. gloved with lead... Let the old fellow come now!...
• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
• Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela
  A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it....
• If I had any humility I would be perfect. -- Ted Turne