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• Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela
  A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it....
• Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?" -Leela
• Leela: I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball... oddball.
• I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
  Fry "Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?...
• Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound.
  Zapp...
• I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
  -- Laura Ingalls Wilde...
• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....