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• Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV.
  You need to get out and see the real world." -Leela "But this is HDTV....
• I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of.
  Fry...
• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh." -Fry "Well, it's a Fox affiliate.
  TV worker guy "What are you showing right now?...
• In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp." -Leela, after kissing Fry
• Oh my god, you knocked Fox off the air!" -TV worker guy "Like anyone on earth cares." -Fry
• Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed up.
  Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas....
• Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?" -Leela "Well, sure, but not in our dreams.
  Only on TV and radio...and in magazines...and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky....
• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....