And So, On Behalf Of The Entire City, I Thank You Professor Farnsworth.
"And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth. I
now present you with the Academy Prize, which we
confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom after it became apparent that he was a
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I suppose I could part with one and still be feared....
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I am not a student of human nature.
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