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• Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, home-owner!
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me.
• Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw." Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass.
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Okay, so you're nonchalant, stop rubbing our noses in it.
• ... but that's not important, that's just numbers." -- Dr. Wu, Math Professo
• Dr. Zoidberg: "It funny because it's poisonous." Fry: "Yeah, keep laughing, brine shrimp.
• Professor: Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry's worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
  Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like....