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I Got So Excited, I Couldn't Hold My Oil!
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I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!
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I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
Bender: "Oh my God, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants.
My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings.
My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful] Uh oh!...
I'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling. -- The Ca
I got a Motie in my eye.
I got my mojo wholesale.
