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• Bender: "Is he dumb or just ugly?
• I think "immoral" is probably the wrong word to use.
  ..I prefer the word "unethical." -- Ivan Boesky, inside stock trade...
• One more word, and I go back to Mother! T-A-X-I!!!
• Good news, everyone." -Professor "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
  Bender "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw....
• Bender: I don't know why, but when I look down at their little faces it makes me want to puke.
  .. in a good way....
• Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
  Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool....
• There is only one word for aid that is genuinely without strings, and that word is blackmail.
  -- Colm Broga...
• I prefer to remain anomalous.
• We prefer to help ourselves. We make mistakes, but we're human -- and maybe that's the word that best explains us.
  -- Kirk, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3....