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• Bender: He's a witch!
• Bender: "Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• HE doesn't work, but he's pretty ugly.
• I'm not ugly. I'm just aesthetically challenged.
• When I was growing up my mother kept telling me we're just friends.
  I tell ya I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my Dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought....
• I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvi