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• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Ethnomagnetism: The tendency of young people to live in emotionally demonstrative, more unrestrained ethnic neighborhood
  You wouldn't understand it there, mother - they *hug* where I live now....
• I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.
• After one week [visiting Austria] I couldn't wait to go back to the United States.
  Everything was much more pleasant in the United States, because of the mentality of being open-minded, always positive....
• I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
  She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
• Can I go back to bed now?
• QOTD: "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back all of my stuff.