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  Leela "You really are too picky." -Bende...
• I thought you were insufferable. Now you'll just suffer.
• I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow.
  Now they just aren't the same....
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• No, I understand now," Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was so simple, really.
  I didn't, for a long time, but I do now. You just can't hold people, you can't own them....
• I thought you were dead...
• Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
• When I was 6 and my dad brought home one of the world's first pocket calculators, an HP-35, he tried to convince me that it had a computer inside it.
  I thought that was unlikely. All the computers on Star Trek were the size of a room and had big reel-to-reel tape recorders....
• Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
  There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...