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• One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again? Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.
• Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your pornography ring.
  Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg...
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison.
  Leela "You really are too picky." -Bende...
• Bender: Oh... your... God.
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
  *BONK!* "Ow!" "Okay, we won't eat you!" --hippie & Bende...