Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans.
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans.
Related:
- One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again? Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.
- Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your
pornography ring.
Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg... - Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
- I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw
me in prison.
Leela "You really are too picky." -Bende... - Bender: Oh... your... God.
- Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and
reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it.... - Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
- Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
.. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet.... - The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
*BONK!* "Ow!" "Okay, we won't eat you!" --hippie & Bende...
