Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans.
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans.
Related:
- One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again?
Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me... - Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your
pornography ring." -Leela
"In fact,
that's why we love you." ... - Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender:
I have this thing called gaydar... - I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous
dimwit who threw me in prison." -Leela "You really... - Bender: Oh... your.
. God... - Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and
reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting... - Bender: I need a calculator.
Fry: You are a calculator.
Bender: I need a good calculator... - Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long... - The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain." *BONK!* "Ow!"
"Okay,
we won't eat you!" --hippie &...
From the same category:
- We gladly feast on those who would subdue us-
not just pretty words... - Flamethrower not
included..... - When you try to make an impression,
the chances are that that is the impression you will... - Yuppie pregnant women don't go into labor, they go straight into management.
Fred... - You're at
Witt's End...
