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• Oh my god, you knocked Fox off the air!" -TV worker guy "Like anyone on earth cares." -Fry
• I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
  Fry "Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?...
• Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV.
  You need to get out and see the real world." -Leela "But this is HDTV....
• I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
  Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
• It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV show
  at the end of the episode, everything's always right back to normal." -Fry...
• alking to the Beastie Boys) Fry: Wow. I love you guys.
  Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums....
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
  Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....