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  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
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  One of the men gets out and goes into the office....
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  Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty dollars right here with me....
• Oh my god, you knocked Fox off the air!" -TV worker guy "Like anyone on earth cares." -Fry
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  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....