I May Not Be Smart, But I'm Dumb...
I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...
Don't play dumb. You're not as good at it as I am. -- Colonel Flagg, M*A*S*H
Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
[sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
I wish that everyone was as smart as a wyse.
It's always better to be a smart ass, than a dumb ass.
Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
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