QUEEN Not Much Of A Career To Get Into If You Can Help It.

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QUEEN
Not much of a career to get into if you can help it. Tends to
involve flying all over the place being famous. But you don't get
to make lots of movies. It must get a bit dull after a while
actually. Everywhere the Queen goes all she gets to do is open
things, do walkabouts, go to the races...
But the really scarey thing about the Queen is that she has
kids. This means that at sometime she and the Duke of Edinburgh...
must have... you know... *done it*. Eugghghgghh. That's pretty
frightening. And think of the possible embarrassment. What if a
servant or a bodyguard walked in. "Oops, sorry your Maj.. hey, how
did you two get into that position? Should I pick these robes up
for you... oh, I should just go? Okay then.. yes, I'll just go.
Just please try not to get any marks on the red carpet. Yes, I'm
averting my eyes.. Oh. Beheaded? Thank you very much your Majesty."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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