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• Cool... I broke his brain...
• That's funny for so many reasons. -- Bart, "I Love Lisa
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Lisa: Dad, if the new baby is a girl, can we name her Ariel?
  Bart: Bzzzzt. I'm sorry, the baby's name will be Cool Mo-Dee Simpson....
• Oh look, this is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make them go back in!
  -- Bart shows a videotape of kittens being born, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Hasta la vista, Abey.
  -- Bart Simpson plays John Wilkes Booth (the Assassinator), "I Love Lisa...