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• God I hate floppies.
• Liberalism-God, how I hate the 20th century.
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• There is no greater fan of the opposite sex, and I have the bills to prove it.
• Leela: I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness.
• I have a drink problem, I can't afford it.
• I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem.
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
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