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• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
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• Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
  You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is going to jail.
  Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinne...
• Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
  Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
• Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over here.
  Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation of having a coarse, boorish ignoramus for a son!...
• QUEEN Not much of a career to get into if you can help it.
  Tends to involve flying all over the place being famous....