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• You can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
  -- W.C. Field...
• My Little Chickadee Let me give you one word of advice
  ever give a sucker an even break. --W.C. Field...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Field
• If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw." -- W. C. Field
• If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw. -- W. C. Field
• Never give a feminizt an even break.
• Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it. -- W. C. Field
• Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. -- Leo Rosten [on W. C. Fields]