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• O'Riordan's Theorem: Brains x Beauty = Constant. Purmal's Corollary
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• Brains x Beauty = Constant. -- O'Riordan's Theorem As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero.
  -- Purmal's Corollary...
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• Beauty times brains equals a constant. -- Beckhap's Law
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