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• Beauty times brains equals a constant. -- Beckhap's Law
• O'Riordan's Theorem: Brains x Beauty = Constant. Purmal's Corollary
  As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero....
• Brains x Beauty = Constant. -- O'Riordan's Theorem As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero.
  -- Purmal's Corollary...
• Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
• Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
• Better that a girl have beauty than brains because boys see better than they think.
• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.