When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-- Woody Allen
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-- Woody Allen
Related:
- When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me... - I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam;
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me... - I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my
metaphysics final.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting... - I don't think my parents liked me.
They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody... - When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room. -- Woody... - When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.
They rented my room. WOODY... - This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator
held me hostage in revenge.
Woody... - I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed
teachers.
Woody...
From the same category:
- Moderator: Knows all, sees all,
trips over his/her own two feet... - Welcome to the Church Of
Suicidal..... - SMILEY
8*) glasses
and a... - How often I found where I should be going
only by setting out for somewhere else.
R. Buckminster... - I used to have a life,
but I liked mail-reading so much better...
