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  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Mad Programmer Commits Suicide KENNETT, MO -- For two years Doug Carter toiled away in his basement computer lab working on his own 'Dougnix' operating system.
  Apparently he was sick of Windows 95 so he decided to create his own OS, based loosely on Unix....
• There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
  If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and his family.
  But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living....
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in the john, so he would know what end to wipe.
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff... Marge
  What exactly did he say? Homer: Get this. He said, uh, he said....