Related:

• We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it---and stop there
  lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid....
• When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
  But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-- and it's longer than any hour....
• When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it is only a minute.
  But, when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it is two hours....
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
• Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• She's the only girl in the world who can burn a stove .
  .. Eating her cooking is like playing Russian roulette....
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...