When I Was A Boy, My Mother Wore A Mood Ring.

When I Was A Boy, My Mother Wore A Mood Ring.

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When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. Whenever she was in a good
mood, it turned blue. Whenever she was in a bad mood, it left a big red
mark in the middle of my forehead.
-- Jeff Shaw

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My mood ring takes antidepressant drugs.
I'M NOT IN A #@#(*) BAD MOOD YOU #@#@(* @#@*&#(@
I'm in a bad mood. -- WinError #3
There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good And when she was bad, she was very, very popular....
I'm in a good mood. -- WinError #4
You're in a good mood, what's the catch
Life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see.
I might as well exercise - I'm in a bad mood anyway.
No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. I haven't shot the Rangers yet!