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• There is no ox so dumb as the orthodox. -- George Francis Gillette
• ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox.
• QOTD: "You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom teeth.
• On their own merits modest men are dumb.
  -- George Colman, the Younger (1762-1836) -- Epilogue to the Heir at Law...
• If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
  -- George Washingto...
• J.S. Gillette's Dictum: The only labor worth laboring at is a labor of love.
• Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
  He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....