Bart: Who's that, George?
George: That's me with Charlton Heston. He was --
Bart: Who's that, George?
George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him. That's Bob Mosbacher. He
was secretary of --
Bart: That's a dumb name. Who's that, George?
George: Maybe _he_ thinks "Bart" is a dumb --
Bart: How many times were _you_ president, George?
George: {Just once. Bar! Is it time for dinner yet?}
Barbara: {[off-camera] I'm making rice! It'll be a while.}
Bart: {Did your Secret Service goons ever whack anyone, George?}
George: [indignant] You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their
elders by their first name.
Bart: Yeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, _George_.
George: {[muttering] I'll kick you right out of the 20th century,} you
little --
-- Bush meets his ten-year-old match,
"Two Bad Neighbors"
George: That's me with Charlton Heston. He was --
Bart: Who's that, George?
George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him. That's Bob Mosbacher. He
was secretary of --
Bart: That's a dumb name. Who's that, George?
George: Maybe _he_ thinks "Bart" is a dumb --
Bart: How many times were _you_ president, George?
George: {Just once. Bar! Is it time for dinner yet?}
Barbara: {[off-camera] I'm making rice! It'll be a while.}
Bart: {Did your Secret Service goons ever whack anyone, George?}
George: [indignant] You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their
elders by their first name.
Bart: Yeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, _George_.
George: {[muttering] I'll kick you right out of the 20th century,} you
little --
-- Bush meets his ten-year-old match,
"Two Bad Neighbors"
Related:
- Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle
rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points.... - Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush!
Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy.... - Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed.
George
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors.... - George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World
Whatnot".
[opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy.... - Bart: Hey, where's your candy?
George: We don't have any.
Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like.... - Maude: What brings you to Springfield?
Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again --
go where nobody cared about politics.
So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America.... - George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one
term, there was no need for a second.
The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.... - George: Hey, turkeys! Behind you.
[Bart and Homer turn around]
Home
For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!... - Marge: Bart, are you ready for your history test?
Ba
Oh, you bet, Mom! Ask me anything. Marge: OK. Who was George Washington Carver?...
