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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• A man goes to rob a bank. He brings two things: a hand grenade and his dog.
  He pulls the pin, lobs the grenade at the doors of the bank and ducks behind cover....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• From the April 9, 1990, London (Ontario, Canada) Free Pre
  A suspect in Friday's armed robbery of a CIBC bank branch in London was still free late Sunday after bluffing his way out of the city police holding cells, posing as someone being held on a drunk charge....
• Canadian prison inmate Robert Walters, halfway through a 24-year sentence for robbery
  was allowed out of Collins Bay penitentiary for six hours on a "resocializing program" on the condition that his guard keep him in sight at all times....
• A couple of men go to rob a bank. They back their car up to the doors of the bank, tie a chain around the door handles, then around their fender, then hit the gas.
  The fender rips off the car and they panic and speed away....
• A bank robber hits the biggest bank in LA. He's planned this heist for years and everything goes like clockwork
  but as he's running out of the bank he notices one security camera aimed right at him....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...